This makes me laugh.A lot.
I am not by any means against change, but this by far was facebook's worst blunder. If you have not been reading the comments people are leaving, you should know that everyone is very upset about this change.
I think most people are upset for the wrong reasons, though. Many fume over the mere fact that facebook was indeed changed saying, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
This obviously came from some hillbilly who didn't know a "hill of beans" about change or correct grammar usage.
The television was never broken, yet smart people fixed it. Because of them, we now have paper-thin television screens.
The horse and buggy was never broken, yet Karl Benz fixed it. Because of him, we now have lightning-fast horseless carriages.
The candle was never broken, yet Thomas Edison fixed it. Because of him, we now have all-illuminated football fields.
The typewriter was never broken, yet Steve Jobs fixed it. Because of him, we now have better-than-PC computing machines.
The PC, however, has always been broken, yet neither Steve Ballmer nor Bill Gates have ever fixed it. Because of them, we have the most retarded, arrogant, unoriginal, counterfeit PC commercials and the most inefficient PC machines ever.
This also makes me laugh.
A lot.
Did kissing booths really exist? How shallow could one be to gain sensual, yet un-meaningful pleasure by forking over his or hopefully not her allowance for the week?
I would much rather have a triple-scooped ice-cream cone than kiss someone I do not even know.
And did people get to see who they were kissing before they were paid? I would hate to give up my 5¢ only to see that I was about to kiss a mouth-braced, pimple-faced, tub of lard.
I can see why these aren't around today, though. If they were, we would have:
a) copious sexual harassment cases or
b) copious herpes-filled mouths.
More humor to come. Later.
I don't understand why nobody likes the new facebook layout. I, for one, personally love it! Everything is much more streamlined and fluid. Right at your fingertips. I just spoke with my uncle and he also thoroughly enjoys the new layout. Though I will agree, most people are upset with it for the wrong reasons. I feel that unwillingness to change is mankind's greatest weakness. Facebook is not something that is required by all people to have, nor is anyone paying to use it. If one does not like what they have done with facebook, one does not need to use said facebook.
ReplyDeleteI also read this blog to my uncle, whom builds PCs in his home as a second job, and he laughed and stated that he does not like you one bit. This does not sway my opinion of you in any way though! :D
-Chad's Thoughts (and facts)
wait theres like a new new layout? like diff then the one when every1 freaked out the last time?
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i died at ur pc comments
as for the kissing booth, i bet we coulda all made some money at Grace had we put up booths for like 3 bucks a piece. the 3 of us would b payin off school. its like the grace version of pole dancers or strippers. we shoulda taken the chance
bahahaha jks
how gross would that b?
id rather kiss a dogggggg