This makes me laugh.A lot.
I am not by any means against change, but this by far was facebook's worst blunder. If you have not been reading the comments people are leaving, you should know that everyone is very upset about this change.
I think most people are upset for the wrong reasons, though. Many fume over the mere fact that facebook was indeed changed saying, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
This obviously came from some hillbilly who didn't know a "hill of beans" about change or correct grammar usage.
The television was never broken, yet smart people fixed it. Because of them, we now have paper-thin television screens.
The horse and buggy was never broken, yet Karl Benz fixed it. Because of him, we now have lightning-fast horseless carriages.
The candle was never broken, yet Thomas Edison fixed it. Because of him, we now have all-illuminated football fields.
The typewriter was never broken, yet Steve Jobs fixed it. Because of him, we now have better-than-PC computing machines.
The PC, however, has always been broken, yet neither Steve Ballmer nor Bill Gates have ever fixed it. Because of them, we have the most retarded, arrogant, unoriginal, counterfeit PC commercials and the most inefficient PC machines ever.
This also makes me laugh.
A lot.
Did kissing booths really exist? How shallow could one be to gain sensual, yet un-meaningful pleasure by forking over his or hopefully not her allowance for the week?
I would much rather have a triple-scooped ice-cream cone than kiss someone I do not even know.
And did people get to see who they were kissing before they were paid? I would hate to give up my 5¢ only to see that I was about to kiss a mouth-braced, pimple-faced, tub of lard.
I can see why these aren't around today, though. If they were, we would have:
a) copious sexual harassment cases or
b) copious herpes-filled mouths.
More humor to come. Later.
